Stay young, go dancing.

wakandanpaladin:

zagreus:
bawwksee:
zagreus:
agigabyte:
zagreus:
gokuderas-ponytail:
zagreus:
zagreus:
does anyone want to see the third most distressing and inexplicable thing i’ve seen on facebook this year?
op where’s the other two
are you sure you’re ready? i don’t think you are
Yes we are.
you asked for it….. here’s the second most distressing thing i’ve seen on facebook this year
WHERE’S THE MOST DISTRESSING ONE OP
on your own head be it……
they protected us

novitiate2017:

firesigh:
this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying
bööls of wa’ah

chucho-of-the-bullshit:

5-hit fucking combo right here

raytoresia:

this is my contribution to the fandom

hoofbitch:

just-another-secret-gaygent:
mandatalks:
I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”
bro do you realize you met aliens
not unusual for a kmart

tenseii:

tenseii:
I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened
man everytime you guys see alexa and despacito yall just smash that reblog button huh

trans-bee:

i’ve noticed a trend

greatpostsonline:

record scratch, freeze frame. bet you’re wondering how i got here huh? me too bud. well, let me take you back, to where this whole mess got started. footage rewinds…
haha, no keep going, we’ll get to this part later.
there it is. that’s me. innocent little monkey. wouldn’t hurt a fly. and that screen? well, that’s about to activate my mk ultra assassin programming.